Pros 
Cons A Unique Experience: Beyond Traditional Putt Putt
Smash Putt, located in Seattle’s Pike Pine Retail Core, isn’t your average miniature golf course. With a 4.3-star rating, it’s clearly making waves, but not for perfectly manicured greens. Instead, Smash Putt describes itself, or more accurately is described by its patrons, as an "art installation mini golf situation." This distinction is key. Forget pristine fairways; expect a delightfully chaotic and unconventional experience.
Many reviewers emphasize the sheer creativity. One user calls it "the most insane miniature golf experience you will ever have," detailing holes involving air cannons, black hole bumpers, and even pretending to be a hotdog evading hungry crows. It’s a world away from the predictable windmills and loops of traditional putt putt. The course definitely shows signs of wear ("a bit tatty," as one person notes, having been open since February), but this seems to add to the charm for many. It’s not about precision; it's about embracing the absurdity.
Here's a snapshot of what sets Smash Putt apart:
- Interactive Art: More akin to an immersive art gallery than a typical mini golf establishment.
- Unpredictable Holes: Expect the unexpected—themed holes are wildly imaginative.
- Low-Pressure Fun: Reviewers consistently mention enjoying the freedom from pressure to perform well. “It’s okay if you suck because this is not normal mini golf.”
- Unique Technology: Laser detection systems and pneumatic golf ball launchers are part of the experience.
Navigating the Logistics: Location, Lines & Contact
While the experience itself is highly praised, getting to Smash Putt isn’t always straightforward. Several reviews highlight issues with the location listed on maps and an unreliable phone number. Currently listed as 1901 3rd Ave, Seattle, WA 98101, potential visitors might find themselves wandering aimlessly. It seems updating their online presence should be a priority for the owners. (Phone: (731) 327-5470).
Be prepared for a potential wait, as the venue is “usually a wait”. Purchasing tickets in advance online is an option, but a savvy visitor can save on processing fees by buying at the door.
Here's a breakdown of the venue's practical details:
| Feature | Details |
|---|---|
| Address | 1901 3rd Ave, Seattle, WA 98101 |
| Phone | (731) 327-5470 |
| Wait Times | Usually a wait |
| Ticket Options | Online (with fees) or at the door |
| Payment | Credit and Debit Cards |
| Restrooms | Available, including gender-neutral options |
Vibe Check: Who Will Enjoy This?
Smash Putt fosters a welcoming environment, explicitly identifying as LGBTQ+ friendly and a transgender safe space. This inclusive atmosphere is something reviewers appreciate. The facility is also noted as “good for kids,” though perhaps older children and teens who can appreciate the quirky and sometimes slightly chaotic nature of the course will get the most out of it.
However, it's not for everyone. One reviewer initially resistant to mini golf found it surprisingly enjoyable, describing it as a mix of “mini golf + escape room + dirty Seattle + art exhibit”. Yet another stated they found the staff "stand-off ish" and the experience less appealing from the outside. A key takeaway? This isn’t a pristine, family-focused experience. It’s edgy, a little rough around the edges, and leaning heavily into the "weird and unusual."
“This is an event that must be seen to be believed.” - A satisfied Smash Putt visitor
Food, Drink & the Overall “Smash” Factor
While Smash Putt isn't focused on being a dining establishment (it doesn’t have a restaurant), it does offer cocktails. Be warned, though – reviewers note the pre-mixed cocktails are “too sweet”, with a recommendation to stick to beer if you're looking for a less sugary beverage.
The overwhelming sentiment, however, is overwhelmingly positive. Despite the minor criticisms about drink quality or initial location confusion, people love Smash Putt. It's a place to go with friends, laugh, and embrace the delightful chaos. The course is described as “creative, silly, sinister, dangerous, and wild”. It's not just a game; it's an experience. The return of Smash Putt has clearly been met with enthusiasm, as several reviewers express their happiness that it's "back!" and worth a visit.