Pros 
Cons A Hole-in-One for San Francisco Fun
Subpar Miniature Golf, located in Fort Mason at 900 North Point St F-201, is quickly becoming a beloved San Francisco attraction. Boasting a solid 4.4-star rating, this isn’t your average mini golf experience. It's a cleverly designed, indoor course showcasing iconic landmarks of the city. Players consistently praise the artistry and detail put into each hole, transforming the relatively small space into a captivating, miniature tour of San Francisco.
Here's a glimpse of what makes Subpar stand out:
- Themed Holes: Expect to putt your way past miniature versions of Alcatraz, Lombard Street (complete with the chance for a hole-in-one, as one lucky player discovered!), and other beloved SF sights.
- Craftsmanship: Reviewers repeatedly emphasize the impressive "artistry and craftsmanship" of the sculptures adorning each hole. It's clear a lot of thought and effort went into creating an immersive and visually appealing experience.
- Speed of Play: The course is noted for being “a bit easy,” allowing for a relatively quick playthrough, averaging around 40 minutes. This makes it a great option for a spontaneous activity or when time is limited.
- Accessibility: Subpar is thoughtfully designed with accessibility in mind, offering wheelchair accessible entrances, parking, and restrooms.
Beyond the Putt: Amenities & Atmosphere
Subpar isn’t just about the mini golf. It elevates the experience with a notable range of amenities, making it a great destination for a few hours of entertainment. While it doesn’t have a full restaurant, it offers a selection of finger foods. More impressively, Subpar serves up beer on tap, brown sugar and jasmine milk teas with boba, adding an extra layer of enjoyment to the competition.
Here's a breakdown of what you can expect:
| Feature | Availability |
|---|---|
| Restroom | Yes |
| Restaurant | No |
| Credit Cards | Yes |
| Debit Cards | Yes |
| NFC Mobile Pay | Yes |
| Good for Kids | Yes |
The atmosphere is generally lively, and the music selection gets a lot of attention, with some players even "Shazaming multiple songs!" However, a recurring comment suggests the music can be played too loud and occasionally features uncensored lyrics, which might not be ideal for families with young children. Visiting during off-peak hours is recommended to avoid crowds and potentially a less overwhelming sound experience.
Family Fun & Social Hangout
Subpar consistently receives positive feedback as a family-friendly destination. It’s “Good for kids” and offers a unique way to engage with San Francisco's culture. However, be aware it can get crowded, impacting the pace of play. Several reviewers highlighted that it's “a lot nicer when there are fewer folks” and waiting behind large groups could detract from the fun.
Here’s what visitors have to say:
“It’s a fun place to hangout for a few hours with friends or family.”
“Interesting hidden gem in the plaza! Great place to come with friends and family!”
The $15 per person price point is also seen as reasonable, making it an affordable option for a fun outing. It’s a place where both tourists and locals can enjoy a lighthearted competition and appreciate a unique take on the city’s iconic landmarks.
A Local’s Perspective & Contact Information
For San Francisco natives, Subpar offers a charmingly nostalgic experience. One reviewer perfectly captured this sentiment stating Subpar is “a mini tour through the city I love!” It's a clever way to revisit familiar places from a playful perspective. The course truly resonates with those who know and appreciate the city's landmarks.
Here’s how to connect with Subpar Miniature Golf:
- Address: 900 North Point St F-201, San Francisco, CA 94109
- Phone: (888) 465-3007
- Opening Hours:
- Monday: 11 AM–9 PM
- Tuesday: 11 AM–9 PM
- Wednesday: 11 AM–9 PM
- Thursday: 11 AM–9 PM
- Friday: 10 AM–11 PM
- Saturday: 10 AM–11 PM
- Sunday: 10 AM–9 PM