A Dive into the Goonyverse: What Players Are Saying
Goony Golf in Lake George isn't your typical, modern miniature golf experience. It's…something else. And that "something else" appears to be a major part of its charm. Players consistently describe it as delightfully quirky, even intentionally bad in a way that adds to the fun. Reviews frequently mention the course's age and somewhat dilapidated state – chipped paint, mismatched themes, and animatronics that are seen, but barely functioning. However, these aren't negatives; they’re embraced as integral parts of Goony Golf’s personality. It’s a place that doesn’t take itself seriously, and visitors seem to love it for that.
Here's what sets it apart according to those who’ve taken a swing:
- Nostalgia Factor: Many long-time visitors express joy at the course remaining largely unchanged from their childhoods. It's a preserved piece of Lake George history and a genuine throwback experience.
- Unique Aesthetics: Forget polished perfection. Goony Golf is full of unexpected twists – unintentionally funny character rip-offs, water features, and a generally chaotic color scheme.
- Lighthearted Challenge: While not the most difficult course, it provides a perfect level of playfulness, especially appreciated by families with young children. One reviewer noted “none of the holes were too challenging” ultimately contributing to a relaxed and enjoyable atmosphere.
- The Mythical Goony: Be prepared! Some visitors venture forth specifically in search of ‘Goonysaurus’ and his “long reptilian legs,” only to be…underwhelmed. Still, the hunt adds to the experience.
Family Fun & Accessibility: Is Goony Golf Right for You?
Goony Golf seems to hit the sweet spot for families, particularly those with younger children. Several reviewers specifically highlight the course as being “great for young kids” and appreciate the cute nursery rhyme theme. It's a place where the emphasis is on fun and creating memories, rather than competitive scoring.
Beyond catering to families, Goony Golf is also noted for its accessibility. The venue includes:
- Wheelchair Accessible Parking: Ensuring ease of access from the start.
- Ample Seating: "A lot of benches for people who aren't able bodied" makes the course welcoming for those who may need to rest frequently.
- Onsite Services: Although it doesn't offer food or drinks, the presence of staff and maintenance are noted, contributing to a pleasant experience.
| Feature | Status |
|---|---|
| Good for Kids | Yes |
| Wheelchair Parking | Yes |
| Restaurant | No |
| Food/Drinks | Not Available |
However, it's worth noting that the arcade room, while present, is showing its age. Many reviewers suggest this area could use an update. The main draw, though, is undeniably the miniature golf itself.
Location, Logistics & What to Expect
Located at 2059 US-9 in Lake George, NY, Goony Golf benefits from a convenient location. Free parking is available, a definite plus for tourists exploring the area. The course operates with generous hours, open from 10 AM to 11 PM most days – and until midnight on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays. This extended schedule provides ample opportunity to squeeze in a round, even during a busy vacation.
Here's a breakdown of the opening hours:
- Monday: 10 AM – 10 PM
- Tuesday: 10 AM – 10 PM
- Wednesday: 10 AM – 10 PM
- Thursday: 10 AM – 11 PM
- Friday: 9 AM – 11 PM
- Saturday: 9 AM – 11 PM
- Sunday: 9 AM – 11 PM
The setting itself is quite charming, nestled against a hill. But one critical point to remember: don’t go expecting a gourmet dining experience. As stated repeatedly in reviews, "No food* no drinks*." Bring your own refreshments if you anticipate getting thirsty during your game!
A Spectrum of Praise: From "Bad" to "Best Ever!"
The reviews for Goony Golf are remarkably enthusiastic, ranging from amused acceptance of its flaws to outright declarations of it being the “best mini golf anywhere!”. One reviewer perfectly captured the sentiment: “I have to give it five stars because it’s so bad it’s a blast.”
Here's a sampling of the accolades:
“Still the same as when I was a kid. I never have been to a mini golf place as fun as this one. It's silly and clean…”
“My wife and I are from out of town...The course itself is fairly simple, but there was a few tricks that stumped us...We will gladly return…”
“Our favorite mini golf in Lake George! Actually favorite mini golf anywhere! Goony Golf, Goony Golf here we come!”
Even amidst the candid reactions, a common theme emerges. People are drawn to Goony Golf for its unique atmosphere, its embrace of imperfection, and the sheer joy it brings. It’s a testament to the idea that sometimes, the most memorable experiences aren't about perfection, but about embracing the wonderfully weird. You can reach Goony Golf by phone at (518) 668-2700.